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Funny moments from last night:

– Where have you been hiding? Uh no where. I’ve been living my life without you. And the last time you invited me somewhere was…. Wait, do I know you?

– Get off your phone. Uh, do I know you?

– I’m not divorced, but I am separated. Umm, I like my men fully free of all former relationships. I don’t want to know you.

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