the ex

Don’t you hate when you hear that your ex is in a happy relationship? Doesn’t it make you wonder how such a lunatic could find happiness when you’re relatively single?

But then you remember he has a small stubby penis, no skills, is a borderline alcoholic, a gossip (not a good look for a man), a liar, is a weirdo who begged you to stay with him, then got mad when you did, and immature.

Then you feel happy and realize how lucky and smart you were to say good-bye to him, hang up and never look back.


Even if I never get married, I’ll always be glad I don’t have him!

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